Happiness Engineer: we see this one on the Automattic jobs page. This is a support position, requiring: patience and grace; excellent writing skills; and working knowledge of WordPress, HTML, and CSS. Some of that sounds like me, but my supply of the very first requirement tends to be used up by my kids.
VP Trivia: which Web 2.0 firm is seeking to fill this position? It’s a trick question. There is no such job title at any firm, at least not that I’m aware of, and not yet. It’s the title of a post, rather than of a job.