I declare the contest for Best Headline Evah to be ovah. It should be awarded for the above headline. The article itself includes such gems as:
- Officials believe the student, who is dyslexic, tried to intentionally break the policy. “We’re convinced he intended to bring a toy gun.”
- “His reading disability may have confused him about what is prohibited in the policy, but we can’t take any chances. That’s why it’s called zero tolerance.”
- But, alas: “The toy gnu was confiscated and destroyed by janitorial personnel.”